When Shows Do Not Make

The Problem

It feels like at least once a month, one of the improv comedy shows does not draw enough of an audience to warrant actually giving a show 1?. The usual procedure is, wait until 15 after in hopes that enough people wander in (or can be corraled out of coffee-shop patrons, or whatever), discuss the matter among a gloomy and frustrated cast, and then give all the audience members their money back plus free comp tickets to a future show.

Our Five Options

It seems like the troupe can take one of five routes whenever this occurs. It also seems like historically, we discuss these options half-heartedly in the few minutes right after the show doesn't make, when everyone is least interested in the philosophical banter about What Should Be Done.

Option 1: Go Home and Play Another Day

This is what we always do when shows don't make.

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world and a general malaise regarding the pointlessness of life

Option 2: Play Something Else for the Audience

So we can't play the show as advertised because not enough audience members showed up. How about giving them their money back, and offering a free show? Maybe this would be another offical format (MoreOrLess?, TheaterSports?, or SixDegrees?) or a locally grown substitute (ImprovLotto?, FastForward?, TheRookieShow?).

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Option 3: Rehearse for next time

The recently revived RookieRehersal? has been a big success, since we're all together, maybe we can use this as an opportunity to practice our skills. Plus, the more we rehearse, the better we are, and the more people will want to come and see us.

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Option 4: Do Marketing for SeanHill? and the Hideout

Clearly, if shows don't make, it's because we need more people to know about and be interested in the Hideout and Improv Comedy. Since everyone is together in one place, maybe we can make a coordinated marketing effort at that time to improv attendance for the next show. Ideas might include:

Of course, there are some:

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Option 5: Planned Social Event

We could have a standing plan to go to the Driskill or Robby's House or The Gingerman, and get to know eachother all the more. This is especially good for newer Heroes, who find they are playing with people who they know very little about (thanks CoreyHuinker for pointing this out)

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Footnotes:

1? For Micetro, the agreed-upon (and possibly Johnstone-declared?) minimum audience size is eight. But it's difficult to play to this small of a house since, they are required to score the scenes. For other shows, the rule of thumb has been give a show "if and only if" there are more audience members than players on stage.

2? A recent story from failed shows on 5/9/2003 (Micetro, five audience members) and 5/10/2003 (Six Degrees, four audience members) was the tale of a theater student (?) who came to the Friday show, went home disappointed, then came back Saturday, and went home disappointed again!

3? It's curious that No Shame, which is about as format-less as theater can get, can still "not make". Even when the format is that you don't have a format, you still have to have an audience.

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