PSR24HCD2005

1

• cookies
• face
• cookies
• face, drooling slightly
• cat reaction shot
• eating a cookie
• reacting with some dismay
• checking the fridge

2.

• title page: SPILT MILK
• grocery list: "1. milk"
• artist/location/occasion box

3.

• cheerfully walking to the store
• shot of the store

4.

• Finding the milk section
• Seeing a carton
• Shot of the carton
• Rxn shot

• Hand reaches for carton

  • Choirs of angels etc
• Cheerfully walks off with carton
• "?"

5.

• He eyes the carton
• He tries shaking it
• He tries tapping it with his fist ("<tok>")
• He tries dropping it
• It lands on his foot
• He screams

6.

• He investigates the freezer
• He wipes off the thermometer

• Shot of thermometer

  • Temp is 'too cold'
• Guy meets with front counter clerk
• Clerk points to sign
• Sign has a zen koan on it
• Next to that is a "freezer busted" sign

7.

• Walking along, slightly less cheery

  • (Town slightly dumpy)
• Gets to across from the grocery

• Meditates

  • Envisions Frogger game
• Crosses w/mad ninja skillz
• Celebrates peacefully
• Walks into an automatic door

8.

• Walks into store

  • (huge high angle)
• Sees the store map

• The map is very elaborate

  • produce maze of death
  • quicksand
  • minefield

9.

• Walks through section after section

  • giant robots
  • lemurs
• Grows tired
• Sees display of GPS devices
• Picks one out
• Fiddles with the buttons
• Walks around with the GPS booping
• Boops more rapidly
• Looks up

10.

• Finds himself in the ethnic food section
• Notes small fridge of bevvies
• Gets a carton

• Looks at it -- "MILK OKTORRV"

  • Picture of octopus
• Shakes it -- weird noise
• Investigates further
• "MILK OVVL" owl
• "MILK" cow
• Reacts to milk
• Buys it
• Drops his access card
• Carefully crosses item off of his list

12.

• Shot of apartmentplex
• Shot of gate booper
• Shot of wallet
• Rxn shot -- irked

13.

• Tries pulling door
• Tries climbing over
• Tries squeezing through
• Rxn shot -- depressed
• Starts kicking booper

14.

• Continues kicking booper
• Desk sergeant notices

• Cut to police station

  • "As seen in 'Sabotage' Video"

• Cut to guy on bench

  • Weirdos next to him

15.

• Guy talking to desk sergeant
• Indicates on chalkboard how kicking the booper leads to destruction of society

16.

• Gets out handcuffs
• Guy sighs, pulls MILK on table.

• Sergeant notices it

  • MILK?
  • MILK?
• 17.
• Sergeant starts jovially chatting in foreign language about the Old Country.
• Casually erases the chalkboard.
• 18.
• They reach the exit
• Guy does a thumbs up
• Explanation of why the thumbs-up is so awful in Bellrusk.

19.

• Cop's reaction changes
• Takes a swing at the guy
• Guy runs away
• Guy gives chase
• Shot of the mall

20.

• Passes various stores
• Hides behind a tree
• Gets noticed
• Security watches on CCT
• Runs through employee-only door
• CCT image of 'boiler room area'
• CCT image of 'near loading docks'
• CCT image of 'at loading docks'
• Confrontation at loading dock
• Truck lurches forward
• Reverse of cop shaking fist

21.

• Rides around on dairy truck

  • past a ferret supply store
  • past homeland security
  • past the cover of abbey road
• Sights his neighborhood
• Pokes head over the windshield
• Driver reacts in shock
• Truck halts suddenly

• Guy lands on his feet

  • Does thumbs-up
• Follows a car into the building

22.

• Gets inside his apartment
• Celebrates
• Walks out to balcony
• Reacts in horror
• Cat sits on the plate of cookies
• Cat face
• Guy's face

23.

• Cat leaps off
• Guy jumps forward, dropping milk
• Cookies fly off balcony

• Milk hits ground

  • Engineering drawing
• Milk explodes
• Cookies crash
• Birds eat cookies; man shakes fist

24.

• Man sits
• Rxn shot -- ew
• 2-shot -- man is sitting in milk
• 2-shot -- man is depressed
• Cat's face
• Spilt milk
• Cat's face
• Spilt milk
• Cat eagerly laps up milk

• Shot from outside

  • Man scritches cat head.