2005 Mad Freakin Travel Opportunities

In this day and age of parcade break-ins, stalkings, petty theft, vandalism, and nuclear options, is it wise for me to publicly share my travel itinerary? Of course, I can share with you my out-of-town performance schedule, which is the same thing as my travel itinerary. But to be on the safe side, I will share it cryptically:

METROPOLIS, 11-14 THERMIDOR*.

BIG-HAIR COUNTRY, 22-25 THERMIDOR. Up the I-35 I go.

HOME. I should go home.

BIG NORTH COUNTRY WITH MOOSE. Somewhere there, possibly in Fructidor.

CENTRALLY-LOCATED LARGE CITY WITH LOTS OF IMPROV AND A PREPONDERANCE OF LITHUANIAN RESTAURANTS.

MY FORMER INDIE ROCK MECCA, WHERE A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS LIVE, THAT STRADDLES TWO STATES

PORT ARANSAS, TEXAS

and how about

THAT CITY BETWEEN THE TWO CITIES I GREW UP IN, THE ONE WHERE MY BODY LANGUAGE COMMUNICATES CONTEMPT, BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT IT'S THERE, EVEN THOUGH THE TRAFFIC IS HEINOUS AND PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO NOT EAT CARBS IF YOUR FEMALE?