FandangoHorror

Okay, so there's this ad for Fandango.com that they play before just about every non-Alamo movie these days, and it's now rivalling the "Pepsi Girl at the Saloon" ad for getting on my nerves.

I have decided that what it really needs is Rocky Horror-style audience response.

So, here's what we do:

• Get a recording of the Fandango ad
• Bring it to No Shame
• Arrange to have several of us sitting in front seats, working from a script.

What sort of things would be appropriate?

• Shouting scripted lines back at the screen
• Using "laser" pointers
• Confetti
• Water pistols
• ???

Here's the script to it, as near as my friend can recollect it:

"We'd like tickets for the 8:00 show."

"I'm sorry sir, it's all sold out."

"No, remember? We bought our tickets from FANDANGO."

"Here you go, enjoy the movie."

(Annoying guy approaches the box office)

"Hi, I'm here for the Fandango."

--bzzt--

(something else I can't remember)

"I work for Mr. Fandango."

--bzzt--

"You have a situation. There's a wild Fandango loose...in the theatre."

(cuts to someone using Fandango online)

"Look out! Rarr!"